Month: February 2004

Gay marriage

Gay marriage is all over the media and it’s got some people all worked up.

So, same-sex couples may actually want to certify their partnerships. Why is that such a big deal ? Surely, it’s a natural progression and should be welcomed and encouraged.

Bush is threatening a constitutional amendment and the Church are going through a series of reactionary spasms, ranging from fire and brimstone to anguished hand-wringing.

‘Love thy neighbour’ is the first thing Christians forget when homosexuality comes up…

The interesting thing is the Bible, and indeed most major religions, clearly say ‘no’ to homosexuality.

For various historical reasons, they conclude it is immoral and should not be practised. If you take the Bible literally, then that is an inescapable fact.

Leviticus 18:22

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

King James Bible

The Book of Leviticus in the Bible is clear that homosexuality is an ‘abomination’ and Islam is equally vehement in its opposition.

However, society is starting to understand and accept same-sex relationships. A more pragmatic and tolerant attitude is emerging.

We’re moving on now, leaving medieval doctrines and superstitious belief systems behind.

Science, biology, genetics and more inclusive philosophies have taken the place of religious dogma in informing us about ourselves and why we are here. We no longer need the Church’s outdated prescriptions and prohibitions.

Christianity has been obsessed with sex and it’s regulation for centuries. Meddling in people’s personal lives and producing petty rules to ensure compliance.

Strange really, Jesus never mentions homosexuality. Not once. Not even in passing. In fact, he rarely talks about sex.

Christianity has also been plagued by endless splits and schisms. One branch believes this, another that… Who can count the number of Christian denominations in existence ?

Disagreement on the meaning of Scripture is endemic. Let’s face it, there are four conflicting accounts of the life of Christ in the New Testament. Even the Scriptures don’t agree with each other !

Hardly a strong basis for absolute doctrine. But that is Christianity’s strength, it evolves and adapts as society changes.

Like contraception, divorce and abortion – things are a changing ! Will religious dogma evolve, as it always has in the past (think Galileo !), or will the theocrats be left to bicker over their irrelevant doctrines ?

Clearly, if same-sex couples want to declare the following vow in a public, recognised ceremony; we all should welcome it,

“Do you take ___ as your lawful wife/husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?”

Surely, it’s in all our interests to promote and encourage loving relationships between people, regardless of gender.

It’s a tribute to the institution of marriage that gay people want to share in the commitment, stability and recognition of matrimony.

With skyrocketing divorce rates and more and more people opting not to marry, gay weddings should be welcomed with open arms.


PostScrpt: new research into who wrote the Book of Leviticus and what their original intentions were is usefully summarised in this New York Times article entitled, The Secret History of Leviticus.

It seems the absolute doctrines of the church were interpreted very differently in antiquity and have been revised and edited by subsequent generations of clerics. 

citizenship

So, we’ve had our first ceremony for new British citizens. Sounds like a great idea… why haven’t we done this before ? Some people have made a fuss, but why not have a bit of ceremony to welcome our new citizens.

Apparently, they swore allegiance to the Queen, sang the national anthem and pledged to respect the UK’s rights and freedoms.

That got me thinking. I’ve been a British citizen all my life and can’t remember the last time I swore allegiance to the Queen or, for that matter, even sang the national anthem. When was the last time you sang ‘God Save the Queen’ ?!

Thinking about it, the last time was in Australia ! It was ANZAC Day and I was at the Shrine of Remembrance in Sydney. The State Governor and the top brass were there and we sang ‘Advance Australia fair’ and, to my astonishment, ‘God Save the Queen’. I didn’t even know the words !

I guess, overt statements of Britishness aren’t really necessary. We know who we are and have no need to keep reaffirming it. We don’t fly the flag everywhere. Our school children don’t ‘pledge alliegance’ every morning and we don’t sing the national anthem very often. I guess we don’t need to…

So, what does it mean to ‘be British’ ? Well, that’s a hell of a question ! I’ve no idea. Some trot out generalisations like fair play, tolerance and a belief in democracy. Let’s face it, that could mean pretty much anything. Perhaps that’s it. Britishness could mean pretty much anything….

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Osama Bin Laden – Catching the rat !

The media are starting to report that US and British special forces have Osama Bin Laden cornered in Northern Pakistan.

Apparently, Mullah Mohammed Omar, the Taliban leader, is with him.

George Tenet, the CIA chief, has recently visited Islamabad and the Pakistanis are moving forces north to ensure they don’t escape.

Bin Laden must be well hidden and surrounded by ultra-loyal guards who would die to protect them. It could be messy, but when the time is right they’ll go in and get them. The interesting question is when ?

The Presidential race is beginning and Bush began setting out his campaign strategy yesterday.

We can look forward to lots of commander-in-chief rhetoric and war on terror tub-thumping. The Republicans will ruthlessly calculate every electoral advantage and the final capture of bin Laden must rank high on their list of priorities. They will manoeuvre and scheme to ensure that he is captured at the point of maximum campaign advantage.

There are even mutterings of replacing Dick Cheney, the darling of the religious right.

There are no sacred cows !

They must win !

They’ve got to hustle and scheme to keep hold of world power and will do anything to win. A second term is vital for the right and disastrous for the left (and arguably the rest of the world). America is highly polarised and the capture or killing of America’s most wanted man might just tip the scales in Bush’s favour…

Duel

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Watched Steven Spielberg’s classic road thriller Duel the other night. What a great film ! Spielberg proves himself a master of suspense with this road rage psycho-thriller. He’s on a par with Hitchcock for building tension and making the ordinary seem threatening.

The film tells the story of David Mann, played by Dennis Weaver, a travelling salesman who is stalked on the open road by a mysterious fuel tanker which chases him at high speed through the desert. Mann gradually realises that he must race the truck for his life…

The truck is dirty, belching terrible smoke and fumes. The driver is never seen and his motives remain unknown. The murderous truck is a faceless machine bent on killing it’s prey. When the duel begins, Mann has to face the monster alone with only his small Plymouth saloon for protection. The tension is constructed by a series of agonizing monologues juxtaposed with the steady advance of the roaring truck in the rearview mirror.

Mann stops off for fuel and is driven off the road by the tanker. He is however unable to convince anyone else of the deadly game and is written off as neurotic and insane. The audience are the only ones in on the secret. There’s a classic scene where Mann pulls into a shabby roadside diner and sees the truck parked outside. In a sweaty paranoia he convinces himself that the driver must be in the room. After anxiously scaning the faces he talks himself into a confrontation, but it comes to nothing. Soon enough he is back on the road and returns to his solitary duel with the truck.

Spielberg is a master craftsman, a genius with film. Easily among the best filmmakers of all time. Duel was shot in 16 days on a minute budget and his tools are simply a truck, a car and the open road. There is minimal dialogue and only one principal character with a handful of extras.

The truck is a precursor to Spielberg’s shark in Jaws, the T-Rex in Jurassic Park and even the Tiger tank in Saving Private Ryan. All monstrous killers with overwhelming strength and no mercy. Individuals are pitted against them to fight for their lives. In Jaws, it’s Chief Brody with his pistol. In Jurassic Park, John Hammond’s young grandchildren stranded in the 4 wheel drive as the T-Rex approaches. In Saving Private Ryan, it’s Tom Hanks’ battle weary platoon up against the huge tank.

Spam Stinks…

What if you could smell your email… ?! Yep, I’m serious, email odour is heading our way. The marketeers would love it and, no doubt, the spammers and pranksters would lap it up.

Perhaps we would have the pleasure of smelling out a particularly porky piece of spam or pick up the scent of a beautifully crafted piece of email brandware.

Well, apparently Telewest are experimenting with emails that give off a certain electronic smell using some kind of high-tech air freshener.

hmmmm not convinced really…. leave my nose alone ! Would we need the odour equivalent of a pop-up killer to prevent unwanted smells !

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Tate Modern

Weather Project

Went to Tate Modern last night with a mate. Never been before and absolutely loved it. What a fantastic place and much of it is free too !

Saw the much talked about Weather Project which was brilliant. Walking into the cavernous turbine hall you’re faced with a huge brightly lit sun on the opposite wall. The ceiling is covered in mirrors which reflects the light and makes the room seem twice as high. The artist has created an indoor climate by spraying a fine mist into the air to simulate clouds and fog. The light is warm and inviting and people just come in and lie down on the floor to soak up the rays. If you get the chance…. go !

Had a wander round some of the galleries and saw some great pieces. They had works by Salvador Dali, Jackson Pollack, Miro and loads of others. Quite a few freaky things by various German artists and a very neat picture of frankfurter sausages which I rather liked ! Also came across a cool display cabinet called Tate Thames Dig which contained all of the things found by an archaeological dig at an old rubbish tip. You pull open a draw and inside are loads of old bottle tops, bones, knives and forks, belt buckles and pottery all carefully laid out. The neat thing is you have no idea what is going to be in the next draw until you pull it open and have a look !

They also had a really cool exploded garden shed which was fascinating and some very eye-catching 3D pictures which change as you view them from different angles.

Had a very nice tapas meal in the Cafe and enjoyed the views over the Thames and St Paul’s before ending up in a riverside pub drinking one too many strong beers….;)

Tate Modern is definitely on my list of places to go back to again and again !

Here are some of my favourites:
The Soul of the Soulless City (`New York – an Abstraction’) by Christopher Richard Wynne Nevinson. 1920
Tate Thames Dig by Mark Dion
Cold Dark Matter: An Exploded View by Cornelia Parker
Metamorphosis of Narcissus by Salvador Dal?. 1937
Man with a Newspaper (L’Homme au journal) by Ren? Magritte. 1928
Women and Bird in the Moonlight by Joan Mir?. 1949
Still Life with a Volume of Wither’s `Emblemes’ by Edward Collier. 1696

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For Sale

In February 1872 my great-great-great grandfather, John Cole, put his house up for auction. He lived in Howe Crescent, South Melbourne, Australia and was a locksmith and gunmaker who emigrated with his family from Boston, Lincolnshire in 1853.

By chance, I found the auction notice in The Argus, a Melbourne newspaper:

THIS DAY
At Twelve o?clock
Desirable Freehold property
HOWE-CRESCENT
EMERALD HILL.
To Capitalists, Gentlemen in Search of a Convenient Residence and Others.
GEMMELL, TUCKETT and Co have received instructions from Messrs Lyell and Gowan (as agents for J Cole Esq) to SELL by AUCTION at their rooms, 49 Collins Street West, on Wednesday, February 7, at twelve o?clock. All that
FIRST CLASS FREEHOLD PROPERTY
Known as Nos 39 and 40
HOWE CRESCENT.
Comprising two substantially built brick houses, with slate roofs, containing 11 and 10 rooms respectively. Drawing room 16×20 feet, dining room, 17 feet by 14 feet; fitted with marble mantelpieces, roomy china pantry and larder fitted with slate shelves, commodious bathrooms, and linen closets.
These houses are fitted up in first-rate style, with gas and water laid on.
The land has a frontage of 69ft to Howe Crescent, by a depth of 136 feet. It stands high, having a good view, with fine bracing atmosphere, and well drained.
Especial attention is called to the superior character of this fine property.
Cards to view from the auctioneer.
Title Perfect
Terms Liberal

The Argus. Wednesday 7 February 1872

John Cole worked in a number of different trades and his occupation is variously described as bellhanger, locksmith, scalemaker and gunsmith. The Australian goldrush of the 1850s generated a huge demand for accurate scales to weigh precious metals and guns to protect the gold bullion. John Cole prospered.

However, by the 1870s his locksmith business was in financial trouble and he was forced to sell his magnificent new house in Howe Crescent. he died in 1899 at the age of 77.

sausages

It’s time to start making sausages ! I love sausages and the idea of actually making them myself is really quite appealing. I’d never be as good as the great Bill O’Hagan, probably the best sausage maker in the world, but I’d like to have a go !

I love the idea of making food and experimenting with recipes. It’s so easy, rewarding and scrummy. I make bread, well I cheat with a bread machine ! I have also had a go at making chutney, cider and beer. I made the beer from hops and grains and it turned out really well. Strong as hell tho’ 🙂

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