Month: August 2004

Notting Hill Carnival

Fab bank holiday weekend. Hung out in Camden on Saturday browsing the endless markets and people-watching.

We ended the day with a smorgasbord of delicacies, dips, snacks and nibbles. Sushi, Thai prawn spring rolls, Greek vine leaves, felafel, fassoulia, kalamata olives and fresh blueberries to top it all off. So scrummy !

Sunday was shopping, shopping, shopping and Monday was Carnival !

The Notting Hill Carnival was fantastic. I’ve never been before and really enjoyed the atmosphere, parades, floats and dancers.

The streets were lined with jerk chicken barbecues, goat curry stands and Jamaican ackee and saltfish sellers.

Massive sound systems pumped out hypnotic tunes and crowds spontaneously danced and partied. The crowds were absolutely massive too.

Took some pics and now feel like I’ve walked a marathon – great day…

Kandahar

Saw Mohsen Makhmalbaf’s Kandahar last night. A thought-provoking film about a woman who returns to Taliban run Afghanistan in search of her sister.

It was filmed before 9/11 and gives a taste of life under the Taliban. The film opens with a surreal scene. Prosthetic limbs are dropped by parachute to a wind blown field hospital for land mine victims. Limbless men engage in a desperate race across the desert on their crutches to reach the falling parachutes.

Women have to wear the burka and are not permitted to travel alone. Nafas, the central character, is an Afghani-Canadian who has to rely on the kindness and curiosity of strangers to find her way to Kandahar. Along the way she is helped by a young boy and an American doctor with a strange false beard.

Afghanistan’s mountainous scenery and haunting desert landscapes provide the backdrop. The setting is strangely resonant of the opening desert scenes of Star Wars and some of the incidents are just as alien.

We encounter a schoolroom full of young boys fanatically reciting the Koran under the watchful gaze of a taliban mullah. One boy is expelled for copying the rhythm of the chant rather than learning the words.

Women are veiled in the burka and we rarely see their faces. Some even conceal brightly polished red fingernails beneath their heavy clothing.

In tracing Nafas’ journey, the film unveils a stifling atmosphere of religious oppression. People are forced to struggle to get by and live as best they can.

Stir-fried Lemongrass Chicken

lemongrass chicken

Wow, cooked up some stir-fried lemongrass chicken last night. Totally scrummy…

Stir-fried Lemongrass Chicken (Serves 4)

Peel the outer layers from the lemon grass stalks and finely chop the lower white bulbous parts, discarding the fibrous tops. Put the chicken cubes into a large bowl, add the lemongrass and sesame oil, and toss to coat the chicken. Cover and refrigerate for at least 2 hours, or overnight.

Heat a wok or large, heavy-based frying pan, then add the vegetable oil. Add the chicken with its marinade and stir-fry for 5 minutes or until the chicken meat is firm.

Add the red pepper, peanuts, fish sauce, soy sauce, sugar, and salt to taste. Stir-fry for another 5 minutes or until the chicken and pepper are cooked. Sprinkle with the green onions (scallions) just before serving.

Ingredients
4 stalks lemon grass
180z/500g skinless boneless chicken breasts, cut into 1in/2 cm cubes
1 tsp/5ml sesame oil
2 tbsp/30ml vegetable oil
1 red pepper, deseeded and chopped
2 tbsp/30g roasted salted peanuts, roughly chopped
1 tbsp/15ml soy sauce
1 tbsp/15ml fish sauce
1/2 tbsp sugar
salt
2 green onions (scallions), chopped
lemon juice

It’s been a day of

It’s been a day of sheer domesticity. You know those household chores you can’t put off any longer… Well, today I tackled the lot ! I’ve been cleaning, hoovering, dusting, washing, polishing, sorting out and chucking out. God, it’s taken all day, but I’m now sitting in a shiny clean place. Joy !

Picked up some cable tidy things and now all the PC wires and cables are neatly routed through special plastic conduits… hmmm… perhaps I need to get out more…. lol ;o)

Open Water

I loved the first Jaws film. Spielberg’s suspense and the DA-DA, DA-DA sound track was a winning combination. There’s something truly frightening about a ruthless killer shark lurking beneath the waves. The fin powering towards its victim and the terrible thought of being grabbed and pulled under…

Well, we have a new killer shark flick that’s just come out. Jaws for the 21st century generation. It’s based on a true story too. A couple on a diving holiday were accidentally left behind in shark infested water… It’s called Open Water, one to watch methinks !

100% ?!

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top…

dramas

When the bus stopped at traffic lights this morning I saw a car hastily pulled up on the pavement. It seemed a bit odd and I noticed a man in the phonebox nearby. He had the receiver pressed to his ear and was waving his hands in animated conversation.

I couldn’t hear a word he was saying and speculated briefly on what might have happened. A pressing work problem perhaps ? Had he forgotten to take the kids to school, or simply left the iron on ? He might even have remembered a winning point in that morning’s argument with his wife, and felt compelled to pull over to drive the point home.

As I was mulling this over, a traffic warden appeared from nowhere and set about issuing a ticket. The man noticed this and angrily poked his head out of the phonebox and started shouting and gesticulating wildly. His bad day had just got much worse…

The traffic light flicked green and the bus motored off round the corner leaving them to fight it out. Did he get the ticket, or did he manage to beg and plead his way out of it ? I’ll never know…

As I was strolling back from work this evening, listening to music on the headphones, I spotted a scruffy woman ahead. She looked a bit shifty and I half expected her to ask for money.

She caught my eye and said something as I walked by. I stopped uncertainly and removed my headphones to hear her question. She asked anxiously if I knew any locksmiths in the area. It was after 7pm and I couldn’t think of any that might be open. I weakly suggested she might find a copy of the yellow pages in the local corner shop and carried on my way. I guess she’d been locked out.

These little incidents made me think about the countless dramas and crises that happen to people every day. Getting a damn parking ticket while trying to sort out a pressing problem must drive you mad, or locking yourself out in a moment of forgetfulness…

Every now and again it happens to you. An unbelieveable concoction of events conspire to give you a really bad day. I sometimes suspect these things go in cycles. Today it was the turn of the man in the phonebox and the woman in the street. One day it will roll around again to me to have a bad day with little crises and dramas to sort out…

last time I remember things going pear shaped was when I got to Heathrow to discover my passport had expired….ha ha !

blogrolling

Ohhhh, I’ve just discovered the joys of blogrolling… with one click I can add entries to my linklist without pissing about with code or editing templates ! Magic…

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