Month: July 2005

Water on Mars

Wow ! This is amazing. Here’s a full colour photo of water ice in a crater at the north pole of Mars. Fantastic !

The crater is 35 kilometres wide and has a maximum depth of approximately 2 kilometres beneath the crater rim. The circular patch of bright material located at the centre of the crater is residual water ice.

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Got the Bastards….

London BombersGot the bastards. According to the latest reports, all the failed London suicide bombers have now been captured alive. This is good news. It’s been scary knowing they were on the loose and could strike again, any time.

Good on the Met. Brilliant police work. Great job lads ! Let’s hope these bastards sing like canaries and give up all they know about radical Islamic groups and al-Qaeda cells in Britain and elsewhere. This could blow any UK terror networks apart and lead to more arrests and the crucial capture of the masterminds, bomb makers, indoctrinators and financiers.

Once they’ve extracted all the information possible, try them and jail them for life. I’m not in favour of the death penalty for people like this. They need to spend the rest of their natural lives rotting in prison. There’s no room for plea bargains, deals, amnesties, parole or one of those arrangements where murderers get out in less time. They should never be released. They should be incarcerated for decades to contemplate the enormity of their crimes.

London seems a different place now. We’re all on edge. I was on the tube the other day and, although an outward sense of calm, you could tell people were nervous. An Indian man listening to an ipod sat by the door with a large box on his knees. He was treated with real suspicion. People are genuinely worried and fear more attacks. We are a huge, resilient, diverse city. Like New York, Bali, Madrid and all the other places defiled by mass murder, we will recover.

The random nature of the bombings is so appalling. The terrible shock and disbelief at such deliberate slaughter. Another attack could happen anywhere, anytime. Just looking around at trains, buses, shopping centres, you can’t fail to see how vulnerable an open society is to suicide bombers intent on mass murder.

There’s a terrible lottery about these atrocities. Some squeezed onto the doomed carriages while others casually turned away, awaiting the next train. Stories have emerged of people late for work, missing the bus or stepping off minutes before it exploded. The randomness adds to the terror and compounds the unbearable pain of the bereaved.

It was British-born and British-raised Muslims who attacked London. They came from among our own people. That’s so hard to understand. Unforgiveable. What happened to these young men that would turn them so violently against their own society ? How were they so radicalised to murder the innocent ? It seems designed to spread terrible fear and mistrust, and tear communities apart. It’s wicked. Truly wicked.

These people are ghosts. Appearing from nowhere to bomb and kill. Unconcerned for their own lives. Indoctrinated to comit terrible mass murder. Unbelievably, they can walk among their victims, oblivious to their humanity. This murderous ideology is an evil virus. Nurtured by deranged fanatics hell bent on a warped revenge. Their belief is hate. The antitesis of any true faith. No God would condone what they do. All know that. They are the true infidel. The enemy of our age.

How do we defeat them ? How do we stop their attacks ? How do we stamp out the virus of Islamic fundamentalism and Al-Qaeda terror ? How do we deal with the suicide bomber ? There is no country to invade or territory to bomb. No place to strike back. They are everywhere and nowhere. We have to realize this is a new enemy which will take years to understand and defeat. There will be further plots, more recruiters and planners. They must be defeated.

The answer is not to build new Guantanamo Bays or invade suspect countries. We have to treat murderous fundamentalism as an ideological virus. Kill it by focussing on the cultures that nurture it and the conditions that let it grow. Deny it sustenance and stamp it out wherever it appears. We must understand how it mutates, transforms and spreads. How it’s transmitted through the internet and how it evolves. Opposing it calls for a new, international response.

We must therefore reassure moderate Islam. They must understand we do not blame honest, hardworking Muslims for the actions of a deranged minority. To lash out at the wider Islamic community would be senseless. Like burning a local church in response to a fundamentalist Christian murdering an abortion doctor. Moderate Islam must know we do not blame them for the attacks.

We cannot forget Jean Charles de Menezes, the innocent Brazilian electrician gunned down by the London police. They surely believed he was a terrorist racing towards a packed train. He is a victim, like all the others. We mourn him, as we do them. It’s more painful knowing his innocence. A Londoner going about his work, like us all. I hate the fact he died. I hate the bombers for creating the conditions of his death. I cried on hearing his innocence. To him and all the victims I devote In Paradisum (Requiem) by Gabriel Fauré, sung by the choir of Westminster Cathedral.

Radicalism and extreme Islam are the enemy. We need new ways to fight and defeat it. It is a new, brutal and truly terrible phenomenon. The glorification of suicide bombers is a perverse crime. We need to devise new policing and intelligence methods, the nature of which we are just beginning to understand. We need to develop new skills in detective work, firearms, training, forensics and intelligence gathering. Today, there are more questions than answers.

The lingering fear is whether this is the terrible beginning of a campaign of attacks. The first of many bombings in London and across the country. The authorities have consistently said, ‘the threat remains and is very real’. Oh God, I hope not. How many attacks can we take ? When ? Where ? Who ?

Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade

Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade. This had me in stitches. Very funny.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance – particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, NBA 3.0., and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech

Web fads…

remember these ? The Top 10 Web fads of all time. Everything from the infuriating Hampsterdance, through Hot or Not and that hilarous fat kid doing the Darth Maul light sabre thing to JibJab and the gloriously kitsch Mahir.

enjoy !

More bombs in London

Oh God, No. Not again. Two weeks to the day another series of bombs on the London transport network. Initial reports indicate blasts at Warren Street, Oval and Shepherd’s Bush stations and on a 26 bus in Hackney Road. Whitehall’s been sealed off and there’s been a dramatic arrest outside Downing Street and an incident with armed police at UCL Hospital. Details are hazy, but it looks like another coordinated terrorist attack on London.

Passengers reported bangs like shotgun blasts, rather than loud explosions, suggesting the devices failed to go off. There are also reports of something called ‘dummy nailbombs’. Not sure what they are. It seems the attacks failed and some of the bombers may have survived. Let’s hope this leads to the capture of the monsters behind these outrages. Latest news is no casualties.

The worst nightmare is a campaign of recurring attacks. Regular bombings across the capital with no warning and a growing death toll. Like in Israel and Iraq. The appalling carnage in Iraq demonstrates what these people are capable of, given the chance. God, I hope not. That would be too appaling to contemplate.

Today London is scared again. The memory of a fortnight ago brought back with horrifying intensity. The only question is will there be more ?

broadband

grrrr… my broadband is fecked and I’ve been without a connection for a couple of days now. Damn annoying. BT engineers are hunting around at the local exchange to fix it. Should be back soon !

London attacked

We were attacked this morning. Terrorists exploded bombs on the London transport network during the rush hour. Packed tube trains and a London bus were ripped apart. No doubt cynically timed to coincide with the G8 meeting. Apparently, an al-Qaeda affiliate have just claimed responsibility. It’s a terrible, terrible crime.

It’s a callous attack, carried out by unhinged fanatics. Who are these people ? They deliberately went out to kill and maim innocent people.

It’s made worse when compared to yesterday’s joy at the Olympics win. Yesterday we were cheering. Today we are shocked, horrified and angry.

Family and friends phoned on hearing the news. My brother works nearby and, I think, commutes through some of those stations – thank God he’s on holiday in France this week.

The death toll is currently at 33, with 21 dead at King’s Cross. Scores have been injured, some terribly. Overseas media are reporting over 40 dead. There are rumours of suicide bombers. As a city we are shaken, but still here.

Think of all those people with fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers, friends, colleagues and partners who won’t come home tonight. It’s a wicked act. Senseless. Totally unbelievable. It’s been a terrible day.

There’s a Flickr pool here and up to the minute reports from BBC News Reporter’s Log

London 2012

London 2012Hooray ! Yes Yes Yes ! London has won Olympics 2012. It was close, but we did it !

I was lucky enough to catch the results on TV. Quite tense as Moscow, New York and Madrid were knocked out, leaving a straight race between Paris and London.

We knew the French had a really strong bid and, sadly, we are getting too used to sporting failure. All too often England never quite makes it and we end up going home without the trophy. So, once again we were on the edge of our seats. Waiting on a great international shootout… could we actually do it this time ?

We knew we had a really good chance. Seb Coe, Blair, Ken, Princess Anne, Becks, Redgrave and Pinsent and others put in a brilliant team performance. The final presentation was inspired. I jumped out of my seat when Jacques Rogge, the IOC president, named London as the winner. We won. We won. We won !!!

Fantastic news. Just what London needs. This will bring optimism, jobs, investment, sporting venues to die for and buckets of pride to good old London town. Nay sayers be damned, this will be good for London.

The world’s greatest sporting event comes to the world’s greatest city. That’s something special. Roll on 2012…

Pirozhki

PirozhkiI’m going through an experimenting with food phase. I love cooking, food and general gastronomic ambience.

I’d love to run a restaurant or informal kitchen somewhere. Serving up good, tasty food in a congenial friendly atmosphere. A large house full of people with a big kitchen and communal atmosphere. New dishes and exotic fare served up with good wine and real ale. People, food, fun and the hubbub of conversation as we eat and enjoy ourselves. One day maybe…

I’ve recently been shopping in China Town’s supermarkets for oriental ingredients, rice, noodles and spices. You can get some great stuff. Toasted sesame oil, hot peppery pastes, sweet chilli sauce and kilos of fragrant Thai rice for just a few pounds. Sometimes I’ve no idea what I’ve bought, but have a go anyway. It’s better value and much more fun than traipsing round an oversized supermarket picking through the ready meals and three for two offers.

Some of the French markets have been quite good too with tasty produce, crepes, fresh bread, more cheeses than you could imagine and baskets full of smoked sausage and jars of olives. The French do fresh food so well.

So my current food fad has led me to Eastern Europe. I bought a recipe book a while back and yesterday, turned my hand to Pirozhki,

Here’s how…

Makes 35
225g/8oz/2 cups strong white flour
2.5ml/1/2 tsp salt
2.5ml/1/z tsp caster sugar
5ml/1 tsp easy-blend dried yeast
25g/1oz/2 tbsp butter, softened
1 egg, beaten, plus a little extra
90ml/6 tbsp warm milk

For the filling
1 small onion, finely chopped
175g/6oz minced chicken ( I used pork)
15ml/ 1 tbsp sunflower oil,
75ml/5 tbsp chicken stock
30ml/2 tbsp chopped fresh parsley
pinch of grated nutmeg
salt and freshly ground black pepper

Sift the flour, salt and sugar into a large bowl. Stir in the dried yeast, then make a well in the centre.

Add the butter, egg and milk and mix to a soft dough. Turn on to a lightly floured surface and knead for 10 minutes, until smooth and elastic.

Put the dough in a clean bowl, cover with clear film and leave in a warm place to rise for 1 hour, or until the dough has doubled in size. (I cheated and used my bread machine – How domestic am I…!?)

Meanwhile, fry the onion and chicken in the oil for 10 minutes. Add the stock and simmer for 5 minutes. Stir in the parsley, nutmeg and salt and pepper. Leave to cool.

Preheat the oven to 220°C/425°F/ Gas 7. Knead the dough, then roll out until 3mm/1/s in thick. Stamp out rounds with a 7.5cm/3in cutter.

Brush the edges with beaten egg. Put a little filling in the middle, then press the edges together. Leave to rise on oiled baking sheets, covered with oiled clear film, for 15 minutes. Brush with a little more egg. Bake for 5 minutes, then for 10 minutes at 190°C/375°F/ Gas 5, until well risen.

Try it, it’s worth it….