The sheer daftness of America’s obsession with litigation struck me when I skimmed this article from the Houston Chronicle on my feeds.
“Over the weekend, Ellen DeGeneres and Iggygate became less a three-hanky shaggy-dog story and more an examination of America’s drunken stupor with celebrity, the power of Hollywood stardom — and one star’s possible abuse of power.
Unless you’re a myopic news junkie who’s concerned with Iraq and that silly presidential campaign, the hot story last week was DeGeneres’ on-air sobbing meltdown over Iggy, a terrier mutt that she adopted from a shelter, kept for 10 whole days, then gave away to her hairdresser, who has two young daughters. She did this despite agreeing to return the dog to the shelter if things didn’t work out with Iggy.
That’s the rule when you adopt from this shelter. If you decide you don’t want to keep the dog, no problem — just return it to the shelter and it’ll find another home for the dog. What is so hard to understand about this rule?
According to the shelter’s attorney…. ”
DeGeneres should learn to obey rules. Houston Chronicle. Oct. 22, 2007
The article is about the American entertainer Ellen DeGeneres breaking the dog shelter rules. I stopped dead at the line that starts, “According to the shelter’s attorney…”.
Dog shelters in the US have attorneys ?